genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: [funky mystery music]

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: [funky mystery music]

genderoftheday:

what on earth did i do to deserve recieving such a horrible message

genderoftheday:

what on earth did i do to deserve recieving such a horrible message

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

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sugarbombpussy:

"So, tell us a little about yourself."

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What is so important about the flipping lake?

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thelastlandline:

today

Hey, a friend of mine, of the Matt Truman Ego Trip and the Dumb Easies, an amazing Northwest Ohio musician, was robbed of all of his gear, instruments, and his life’s work last night. Pleas help me hunt these bastards down. This is his description of everything stolen. I have included photos for reference. If you see any of this stuff pop up for sale in pawn shops or on Craigslist, report it to the authorities immediately. More helpful if you live in Detroit, Cleveland, Columbus, Toledo, Ann Arbor, Monroe, Indianapolis, Cincinnati, etc. PLEASE REBLOG THIS TO ALL OF YOUR FOLLOWERS. The more people who see this, the more likely he is to see his stuff back again.

So here’s a list & some pictures of everything that was stolen from my house last night. 

I keep feeling like I’m going to throw up. I just spent the entire weekend mixing songs for my band that we planned to release at the end of October & now all the drives & the computer are gone. Not to mention thousands of dollars worth of other stuff. Most of these pics are just “stock pics” from the internet. And I didn’t post a pic of hard-drives, computer, computer monitors but yeah, they’re gone too
I’m not holding my breath that I’ll see anything again.
The hard drives had at least 7 years of recordings on them. I dont even know how much I’ve lost. I’m pretty much destroyed right now.

-Korg X50 with case
-Reverend Justice Bass Prototype Blue/white pick guard
-Reverend Flatroc guitar Cream/tortoise shell pick guard, revtron pick ups
-Squier Strat guitar Black/Black tortoise shell pick guard loaded with active EMGs (steve lukather loaded pick guard, head stock sanded, hand holding eyeball sticker)
-Maestro hollow body guitar 2-HB Wood Grain, Heartshaped guitar with F-holes
-SX short scale guitar “jazz master” 2-p90, Guild shaped body, natural burst, stock bridge replaced with a Mustang bridge
-Squier bronco short scale Bass Black /White pick guard 
-J.B. Player banjo- Dot inlays , drum has a drawing of a duck fishing on a sign that says “no fishing, no ducks”, and Bella wrote her name on it in pen, 5th string doesn’t stay in tune, missing a strap clasp
-JBL 300 PA speaker
-iMac messed up monitor, Lots of dead pixels
-toshiba external drive loaded with protools mixing sessions and a whole bunch stuff
-toshiba hard drive, no cover, pulled out of old laptop also loaded with protools mixing sessions and a whole bunch stuff
-Diablotek sata Drive Docking station
-MBox2 with numbers written in marker on the side
-Acer computer monitor
-GE computer monitor
-Black & Yellow DeWalt bag (which they took all the PA cables out of)”

internetslug:

can’t wait for best character in january

is that an eye peeking out under a hood or a big blobby black sloth with a creepy blue toothed smile?

internetslug:

can’t wait for best character in january

is that an eye peeking out under a hood or a big blobby black sloth with a creepy blue toothed smile?

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thesylverlining:

platinumsnail:

robespierristwildean:

robespierristwildean:

So I was just minding my own business, looking through a list of hippie names

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Nice pretty names, fairly normal

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Okay, kinda quirky but still cute

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ummm…

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???

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????

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Just name your fucking kid Stormy Carl

and finally, after all that

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?!?

i didn’t screenshot all of these hippie names for three notes

STORMY CARL

i happen to think Seagull Dream is poetically beautiful

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