iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

all aboard the Hell Truck, children

Every aspect of this combines to be the funniest fucking thing I have seen in years.

(Source: spuffboy, via dogbosser)

untemporarily:

iamnotdoingshittoday:

Wolves

The second most high quality gif I’ve seen

boys tryina get wit me

untemporarily:

iamnotdoingshittoday:

Wolves

The second most high quality gif I’ve seen

boys tryina get wit me

(Source: never-fade-in-the-dark, via dogbosser)

moscowisburning:

I just set this as my text alert and now I’m just sitting around waiting for someone to text me.

This is by far the best thing that has happened to me this week.

Somehow my phone turned this into its ringtone and it won’t stop and it just says it over and over again and it’s kind of horrible. I want it to stop.

fruitcrocs:

llttlemermaid:

elicrotch:

thebluezebra:

eggaroo:

oh my god

i think im crying

i think the biggest crime is that this cost 2000 dollars

they wrapped a 99 cent hot topic rainbow belt around a $2 fedora and super flued some dollar store cut out wings and sold it for $2000 to a brony… i am in the wrong business

~Le Dark Memer

fruitcrocs:

llttlemermaid:

elicrotch:

thebluezebra:

eggaroo:

oh my god

i think im crying

i think the biggest crime is that this cost 2000 dollars

they wrapped a 99 cent hot topic rainbow belt around a $2 fedora and super flued some dollar store cut out wings and sold it for $2000 to a brony… i am in the wrong business

~Le Dark Memer

(Source: umadokabro, via timeswhenlucywasright)

fuckrealityihaveablog:

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

now i’m just always going to read the books as if charlie has a dragon fetish.

(via puckster87)

we no longer need emojis. we have this cat. he is our god.

tairupanda:

derschneefiel:

The Pallas´s Cat, also called Manul, is a small wildcat living in the grasslands and steppe of central asia.
It is named after the german naturalist Peter Simon Pallas, who first described the species in 1776.

That is the most expressive and gelatinous cat I have ever seen.

(via literaryreference)

tashaturtletwentytwo:

stagdogwolfandrat:





AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.


Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.Harry fiercely defending werewolves.And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.






#can u imagine sirius sending all his letters as howlers#’HELLO HARRY WE MISS YOU A LOT YOU ANNOYING BRAT#THERE’S THIS WEIRD SISTERS CONCERT DURING WINTER BREAK AND WE’VE BOUGHT YOU A TICKET NO OBJECTIONS#LOTS OF LOVE FROM YOUR FAVOURITE GODFATHER#AND I GUESS FROM REMUS TOO’ (via amnesiacbutterfly)


Harry Potter and the Well-Adjusted Childhood

tashaturtletwentytwo:

stagdogwolfandrat:

AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.

Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.
Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.
Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.
Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.
Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.
Harry fiercely defending werewolves.
And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.

Harry Potter and the Well-Adjusted Childhood

(via timeswhenlucywasright)

The march of time

shitmystudentswrite:

Beowulf reigns for fifty years and, with time moving continuously forward, he grows old.

as opposed to all those time traveling ancient epic heroes.

freshlouse:

Jen Kirkman on the MRM [x]

freshlouse:

Jen Kirkman on the MRM [x]

(via bglass)