but now I want a Russian novel,
a 50-page description of you sleeping."
— Dean Young (via fairyvilivia)
ok so ur an athiest and having sex u dont moan ”oh god” u moan ”oh bill nye the science guy” then u get up and start singing ”BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY” then u jam the fuck out
i sensually whisper, “inertia is a property of matter” in his ear to get his boner raging.
message me. i’m bored.